Hyooj A-Fiyowok Deespray!

Turns out being Chinese is one of the best ethnicities for being inwardly racist. Ya know, like the permission to tell Chinese jokes cause I'm Chinese.

My fully Chinese dad says "those dumb chinamen should get off the road" - okay dad.

I call Tamlin a chink at least twice a day...well, I wish I did.

My brother Jordan doesn't even want to be Chinese, haha, he wants to be white like those kids on the O.C. Or Black like...Eminem?

Like the Ukranian side of me is like "hey you eat perogies, good for you." No fun at all.

So, I say, when in my presence, keep the jokes Chinese and plenty racist...aaaaaaaand you CAN'T quote me on that.