Thursday, October 06, 2005

It's been 2 years since I've seen him play...


#22 Jordan Chong
Home Town: Vancouver, BC
Position: Centre
Birth Date: August 21, 1985
Last Team: Dryden Ice Dogs
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 170 lbs.



Andrew's facts on Jordan:

Favourite Hobby: Baking a batch of cookies and watching Serendipity
Not-so-guilty pleasures: Owns Season 1 and 2 of The O.C.
Most femmy activities: Getting hair done, tanning, and listening to Maroon 5
Order in family strength: 2nd (Me-Jordan-Trevor-Mom-Dad)
Childhood memories: Peeing his name onto the gravel field
Last concert attended: Eminem/50-cent/G-Unit
Skin Colour: Yellow, though he wishes he were white, in a black sorta way.
Actual Percentage of Girls in Dryden with STD's: 60%
Actual Percentage that I will disown him if he asks a Dryden girl out: 200%
Memorable quote: "Stick a tampon in it, you pussy"

My plane departs in six hours. Destination: Dryden, Ontario; disease infested, icy crud town.

SOOO worth it to see my brother, the freeking new Captain of the Junior A Ice Dogs.

j j j j j JC UNIT.

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