Lyrical Birthday Wishes

Birthdays come but once a year
And that includes Miss Thea

Now that girl is 23
She better keep it reeyah

If she goes all "I'm too old"
Well baby I'll say "seeya"

Good to meet ya, nice to know ya,
Wouldn't wanna be ya

Go all saggy, lose your hair,
Like a used pet chia

But truth be told, I highly doubt,
Her hair will disappeeyah

Cute and wise, and hot to boot,
Diverse like an Ikea

Eight/Nineteen, Two-Thousand Five,
It's all love up in heeyah

Yeeah.