You won't understand 90% of this.

Appreciation for recent life through vague inside references:

• Just Us Chickens
• Lofty Towers
• New Shorts
• You Stole My Lunch Money, That's Not Funny
• 1.5 Over Two Years
• Mongolian Grill and Grass Mingling
• Tampon Surprise
• Shirtless Aussie Drum Marathon
• Trinity McOkaywhat, etc.
• The Nigga in the Red Shot Me Dead
• Strange Love for Cord Winding
• Various Debilitating Crotch Shots

Whoa, I also just realized that these should also be the track titles for my new album.

Here's the cover art I could use for the CD, based on the title track:

Here's what my band would look like:

The band's name would PROBABLY have to be "Clucktive Soul"


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAand I'm done.