Asian is More Powerful than Girl
blue/red flickers in my rear view mirror.
"how fast were you going"
"I don't know 60+"
"How about 80. (in a 50)"
"Oh, shoot."
"license and registration...thanks, I'll be right back"
[andrew and female passenger discuss if I will get off or not - points raised: he's asian, he was really nice, I'm asian, I was really nice"]
...
"okay, do you know how much a speeding ticket costs?"
"um, a couple hundred?"
"$198...but i'm gonna give you a break tonight, so drive more slowly, especially since it's wet"
I think if my friend had been driving, she would have got ticketed. We consented on this general vibe. We also agreed that on this night, asian is more powerful than girl.
"how fast were you going"
"I don't know 60+"
"How about 80. (in a 50)"
"Oh, shoot."
"license and registration...thanks, I'll be right back"
[andrew and female passenger discuss if I will get off or not - points raised: he's asian, he was really nice, I'm asian, I was really nice"]
...
"okay, do you know how much a speeding ticket costs?"
"um, a couple hundred?"
"$198...but i'm gonna give you a break tonight, so drive more slowly, especially since it's wet"
I think if my friend had been driving, she would have got ticketed. We consented on this general vibe. We also agreed that on this night, asian is more powerful than girl.
posted by chong at 2:04 a.m.
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